You know what rhymes with dad jokes? Okay, sure. Fine. Bad jokes.
maybe even sad jokes.
BUT can we all just admit already, they are glad jokes.
Now, when does a Dad joke come a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent! However, contrary to popular belief, such humor is far from limited to fathers. If that's the case, then I must be a Dad (yikes!).
I bet even your own friend group has that one pure soul who is always cracking what you might consider the "lamest" of jokes. Yet, little do people realize the creative genius that actually goes into the craft of dad jokery.
The successful deliverance of a Dad joke requires a delicate balance of these rare qualities in the human species:
Impeccable Comedic Timing
Case in point:
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I'm a cashew!!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
I bet you're laughing now
Cut out that tough guy act now. If you can get through THESE without even cracking a grin, I'm convinced you're a robot.